photo album

photos vary greatly in size, 40k-600k

showing my italian blood on my grandfather's lap (~1976)
in los magazine at the age of nine (9/83)
at my cousin tom's wedding with all the cousins and my brother (6/92)
on the way to the opera with mo (4/93)
with mom in texas (10/94)
killing my hangover the day after new years' (1/95)
irse con la familia paredes al juego de futbol en monterrey, mexico (1/95)
skin bald with a bic (5/95)
blending into the wall at texas flat (6/95)
mom was mad about this photo for months (7/95)
partying at sdsu with friend gail (12/95)
this indycam photo with matt actually used to be on the root of a millennianet server (11/96)
at my desk at millennianet (4/97)
partying right before graduation (5/97)
with dad at graduation (5/97)
with brother jimmy at his graduation (6/97)
snorkelling in puerto vallarta with my former buddha (10/97)
christmas 1997 with the entire famiglia bartoli at the hotel del coronado (12/97)
visiting the feds on a government contract (1/98)
enjoying a beer on the danube river (5/98)
the view out my guest office at the united nations complex in vienna (5/98)
viel bier trinken ins wien mit robert (5/98)
at the g-lounge with derek king, leilani, dmitri from dee-lite (6/98)
up way, way too late with alien tom of native alien (7/98)
with old friend janet (8/98)
at kerouac street in san francisco (8/98)
with the irrepressible jason plumb in lubbock (9/98)
with dad in puerto vallarta (10/98)
with aaron, warming up for the SAIC holiday party (12/98)
black suit (?) hacker in the equipment cage (1/99)
on the 23rd floor of the sahara in las vegas (2/99)
help! on 6th street in austin (4/99)
hating work in my office (5/99)
loving work in my office (5/99)
got a lear jet ... hawaii anyone? (8/99) expanded view
i will settle for nothing less than total world domination ... and this bentley (8/99)
with aaron again in the paddock at the laguna seca historics (8/99)
mine! admiring a sick ferrari (8/99)
molto bene ... must have this maserati on pebble beach, chandon in hand (8/99)
with the party people on new years eve 2000 (12/31/99)
in downtown tokyo, spring 2000 (3/2k)
beneath the torii, shinjuku shinto temple (3/2k)
on the shinkansen (bullet train) with jose-b (3/2k)
near the nuclear epicenter at hiroshima's a-bomb dome (3/2k)
caught in an infinite loop while waiting to leave for defcon 8 ... (7/2k)
... with aaron again helping me goof off again (7/2k)
with jimmy from nunu's and anita at a steakhouse in vegas (7/2k)
in front of buckingham palace (11/2k)
culmination of a pilgrimage to the whisky highlands of scotland (11/2k)
on the cover of the t sector with mark (1/2k1)
a tourist at the apple campus (4/2k1)
eugene says "nothin' but a bunch of hackers" ... barclay, mark, me, eugene, and andrew (5/2k1)
making a deal with the devil ... okay, actually it's bo from secure computing (6/2k1)
best man at brian's wedding with the self-described derelict posse of groomsmen (7/2k1)
with jason after speaking at toorcon 2001 (7/2k1)
with jason again, getting ready to take your lunch money (9/2k1)
a hacker's wet dream, working at bellcore (11/2k1)
with mom and dad in oxnard (1/2k2)
with paul at omski 2002 in whistler, canada (2/2k2)
at my freedom-from-SAIC party with terri, jamil and dina, and jason (3/2k2)
speaking at a conference in los angeles (3/2k2)
putting a little hip into my disco bowling while bryan shows off his balls (4/2k2)
bungee jumping off the bridge to nowhere (6/2k2)
doing what i do best (7/2k2)
at the alphafight launch party (9/2k2)
in front of my car during a reunion with old bro david ... (10/2k2)
... and lars (10/2k2)
watching the dodgers and the padres at the q with tatiana, chris, and svetlana (4/2k3)
with juan on a vineyard tour of temecula (5/2k3)
discussing the sound volume in the limo with george on a wine trip (5/2k3)
hanging with barclay and matter of factly giving my thoughts to some drunk off camera at defcon xi (8/2k3)
on the morning news to promote Toorcon (9/2k3)
halloween with jogee da klown (10/2k3)
the indignity! a student again (2/2k4)
wasted time on the balcony downtown (5/2k4)
hunting access points in the arizona desert (6/2k4)
in prime form on the fourth of july in mission bay (7/4/2k4)
with ray, mike, and aaron at aaron's wedding (7/2k4)
helping jose move in las vegas (8/2k4)
at long last, behind the wheel of a new porsche (8/2k4)
on the retaining wall at pebble beach (8/2k4)
on the driving range in scottsdale (10/2k4)
with cousins mike and joe at joe's wedding (10/2k4)
with amanda in the sprawling metropolis of bastrop, texas (12/2k4)
clowning around with jose ... again (2/2k5)
at a wedding with brother jimmy (8/2k5)
with my father and brother at nunu's on my 32nd (10/9/2k5)
in puerto vallarta with harlan, sara, and uncle david (10/2k5)
burning a yankee hat to ring in the start of the baseball season (4/2k6)
with tara on her birthday (8/2k6)
with jeff and kelly at lei (8/2k6)
with dave lamb at nunu's (9/2k6)
with rob in the photo booth (9/2k6)
in times square (9/2k6)
the gang at my 33rd birthday (10/2k6)
with kelly in paris (10/2k6)
in amsterdam next to a sex pistols tribute (10/2k6)
with kelly, jeff, and tara at nunu's on halloween (10/2k6)
with kelly in mammoth, april 2007 (4/07)
at 13,000 feet and falling fast (5/07)
the bachelor party races (6/07)
with kelly in central park (7/07)
ten rows behind home plate at fenway (7/07)
back at dodger stadium with kelly, chris, and alex (7/07)
sat next to pete rose on the flight back from defcon 15 (8/07)